Every year at Christmas, I personalize a monthly calendar for my brother (witness the madness from my 2012 and 2011 calendars). For 2013, I decided to showcase each month’s artwork as it comes up. You’ll find the rest of the monthly pages after the jump below.
When I drew this, I did not realize that actual Hollywood professionals thought a Jack and the Beanstalk movie was a good idea.
November 2013
Is this a Mountain Dew ad?
October 2013
Monkeys make everything better.
September 2013
You’ll get it, or you won’t.
August 2013
Step 3: Profit!
July 2013
I can take no credit for Jack Handey’s brilliance, which is borrowed here.
June 2013
Is this the “controversy” we’re supposed to be teaching? As a science teacher, I hope you recognize sarcasm when you see it.
May 2013
Icebergs + lines = ships. You’re welcome.
April 2013
Apparently, underwater monsters love coffee the way circus chimps love cigarettes.
March 2013
If I had known there would be so much Star-Wars-related news in March, I would have added the original cast in there somewhere when I drew this back in December.
February 2013
This ridiculous concept is courtesy of an absurd ’80s comic masterpiece. I would love to hear the Beach Boys sing this song.
January 2013
Death to the invaders! In retrospect, maybe those shields should have been protecting cities or something instead of empty countryside.